JoeJoe’s Chocolates


Oh words cannot describe
This devilish little treat
For chocolate was my bestest friend
Until I suffered this feat

It all started two days ago
As I was perusing the aisles in the store
I had a sample of some chocolates
And my mouth just wanted more

So to aisle 3 I brought myself
I was surrounded by so much speldor
Gummy bears and coconut bites
I had to take a gander

So much deliciousness surrounding me
But my eyes wanted one thing
This box of JoeJoe’s Chocolates
Those chocolates that made my tongue sing

So in the basket I threw a box
Then two, Then three
And the next thing I knew I was walking out the store
Cases of JoeJoe’s Chocolates being carried behind me

I couldn’t wait to get home that night
I would be a hog in  heaven indeed
Unknowingly To taste the sweet sweet chocolate gifts
Would cause the greatest depression, I now see

After eating five boxes I was full as a tick
I swear I couldn’t feel any better
But then I felt a little prick
As my belt got a little tighter

I developed uncontrollable gas
Which I thought would never pass
And then I heard the loudest sound
And it was coming from within

I felt my stomach twirling around
I felt it jump around too
And then it felt like someone tied it
Like they were tying a knot on a rope

This continued for quite some time
Until I let out a cry
It felt like something was inside of me
And eating me from the inside

My stomach sounded like trumpets
That were calling the demons from hell
I crawled into a tiny ball
I wished I could run away from the smell

This went on for hours
And at one point I thought I wouldn’t be able to open my eyes to see
But finally when the clock struck 12
The pain stopped and a man stood before me

“Well, I see you liked my chocolates kid!
I bet they were quite a delight!
My good ole JoeJoe Chocolates are supposed to make you have the time of your life!
But it is a treat that you must be very careful
Watch how much you eat 
For if not enjoyed in moderation you will face your punishment for greed”

And then after he said his words
He quickly went away
And now I learned my lesson
I will only eat one chocolate a day

Oh words cannot describe
This devilish little treat
For chocolate was my bestest friend
Until I suffered this feat